And aside from being a highly skilled motorcycle rider and teacher, you’re a first-class graphic designer. And a first-class photographer. Oh, one more thing: an excellent writer. (One who would not dream of starting an interview with an offensive question.) And a Mom.

I’ve never heard you sing, play the ukelele or grand piano, or recite the Gettysburgh Address from memory, but it simply wouldn’t suprise me if you were good at all of these things. In short, you’re way more talented than any person – male, female, or other – has the right to be.

On second thought “biker chick” just doesn’t work.